You would assume Donald Trump would have a lot more in common with a bunch of land-owning white guys who didn’t want to pay taxes and thought minorities shouldn’t vote. Yet, if you’ve read the American Founding Fathers’ Declaration of Independence, it sounds more like Jefferson’s 1-star Yelp review of Trump’s presidency. Trump has so much King George III in him that he would’ve already called the Ghostbusters, but even gay conversion exorcisms are a scam. Sure, the Declaration of Independence may be a nearly 250-year-old document bitching about some decaying tyrant, but so are the Trump passages in President Biden’s diary.
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Melania Trump would much rather make an appearance on The Late Show with Steven Colbert than on Fox News because of the slim-to-none odds of awkwardly bumping into her soon-to-be ex-husband, or someone who wants to blow him, voluntarily, which, if Republicans renamed the Kennedy Center after America’s First Mail-Order-Bride First Lady, would be the only prerequisite for future Melania Trump Honors Award recipients, like Kid “Bob-n-Cock” Rock.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/republicans-try-name-kennedy-center-184057521.html
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