“NBA Players and Coaches Involved In A Mafia-Backed Gambling Ring”, now that is just the kind of clickbait that could not only earn Keystone Kash Fanduel’s largest payout in prop bet history, but also a seat at the big boy table come next month’s Cabinet meeting. Because even Kim Jong Goon enjoys when the top 10 Google searches aren’t a conveyor belt of Trumpster-fire headlines. So, on the rare occasion when a salacious scandal captures the nation’s interest, that doesn’t feature Trump, Epstein, or an unconscious Don Snoreleon farting himself a stinky lullaby; Dear Leader gets a chance to recharge his battery like most decaying dildos, and plan something even more fucked up than tearing down the White House on a double-dare from his “Ball Guy.”
The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/stephen-a-smith-nba-gambling-arrests-trump-revenge-b2851255.html
In today’s Palate Cleanser, Speaker Mike Johnson, a middle-aged man trapped in the body of an 11-year-old altar boy, questioning his sexuality, has already given himself nearly 5 months’ vacation to catch up on current events. And yet, he still doesn’t have a clue what the fuck anyone’s talking about, if it’s not related to Jesus or which PornHub video his son is masturbating to. “Jeffrey Epstein?…. Never heard of him…. Is he the new Democratic Congressperson I refuse to swear in, for absolutely no reason at all?”
The Politico Article Quoted – https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/10/23/congress/johnson-house-air-traffic-control-00620225
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