The government shutdown is unofficially over. Republicans can finally celebrate losing healthcare for millions of Americans, unlike Democrats, who couldn’t make it an entire week without accidentally shooting the country in the dick again. Although Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer will sleep soundly knowing that the Shutdown is nearing its end. Now that his imaginary “friends”, MAGA Republicans Joe and Eileen Bailey, can stop chanting “SCHUMER SHUTDOWN….CLAP-CLAP…..CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!” and go back to whispering “Nancy Pelosi’s Better” like all the rest of the fucked-up voices in Chuckie Schumer’s head. So, congratulations GOP, on your Grand Old Party victory, or as Trump has successfully rebranded Republicans, the “Little Party Never Killed Nobody,” unless they had it coming or were poor…or immigrant or minority or gay or trans or Jewish or Muslim or Google Ukrainian Religion Here or Democrat or women or John Bolton (for withholding the 11 herbs and spices in his secret family recipe) or…..really anyone who has even thought, “Is Donald Trump sweating fart soup?”
The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us/lifeandstyle
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Donald Trump has the same reaction to someone passing out as most 12-year-olds have when hearing, “1…2…3…RED LIGHT!” Although it’s still far better than RFK Jr.’s slight overreaction, taking off outta the Oval Office as if the pigs rolled up on his nursing home keg party.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://ca.news.yahoo.com/colin-jost-rips-rfk-jr-064613358.html
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