

I owe an apology to Marjorie Taylor Greene, considering she’s done nearly as much to protect pedophile victims as premature puberty. And yet I’ve been characterizing the Georgia Congresswoman as evil this entire time. When I’m starting to believe she’s just the last politician on Earth to figure out Trump is far more full of shit than his diaper genie. Turns out, she’s not a bitch, she’s just a hard-boiled moron with instinctual blindness. So, I won’t be stereotyping MTG from here on out; I am truly sorry. No one deserves to be typecast as a C-U-Next-Tuesday just for being a dumb blonde.






The Politico Article Quoted – https://www.politico.com/news/2025/11/14/trump-mtg-aca-epstein-massie-00653412






In Today’s Palate Cleanser, Stephen Colbert warns us about Russia’s new advances in Artificial Intelligence, proving that state-of-the-art robots can not only learn faster than humans, but can also drink us under the table without pissing themselves. Although I do also have to fact-check one thing Colbert mentioned. Apparently, that AI-generated country song isn’t officially #1 on the US charts. Don’t get me wrong, some fans are blown away by the fact AI can offer them something other country musicians can’t: an intelligent being with no cousins to fuck. But then again, is there anything more untrustworthy than a neckless redneck?



The Time Article Quoted – https://time.com/7333738/ai-country-song-breaking-rust-walk-my/
