

After the House passed the release of the Epstein files in a 427-1 vote, the Senate invoked unanimous consent and quickly sent the bill over to the White House for signature. Where Trump said, “What’s unanimous consent, and if I sign this, can I invoke it retroactively?” Just kidding; Trump was going all in, with or without consent. Which, spoiler alert, is also the first line of the Epstein files. This comes after Abraham Stinkoln just ordered the Treasury to stop printing pennies. All because he saw a recent Fox News poll claiming 75% of viewers believed Trump: “Doesn’t Make ‘Sense’.” Proving the only thing worse than falsely blaming the Treasury for printing the Epstein files is throwing pennies under the bus when they promise, “But, Mr President, we don’t!”






The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-claims-credit-for-epstein-files-release-as-he-finally-signs-bill/



In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Trump doesn’t do fist bumps, but unlike the Epstein files, his hand release has a happy ending. I wonder if Trump would give a flying-fist-bump where MBS’s hands had been, if his weren’t already see-through like a jellyfish?


The Independent Article Quoted – https://ca.news.yahoo.com/don-t-care-where-hand-200833932.html

