Donald Trump, a man who even betrayed his oath to protect and defend the Epstein Files. Held a rally at the Mount Airy Casino in the Poconos yesterday to discuss the state of the economy. A symbolic gesture, considering that if not for casinos, Trump might never have learned how to bankrupt a country. There, he spoke openly about scamming “black people,” loving “minors,” and playing come-sit-on-daddy’s-lap with Karolying Leavitt. I guess Trump wanted to avoid embarrassing topics like healthcare, affordability, and how removing his tonsils required a hysterectomy. Hey, at least this time it only took a set of cankles to get Trump out of the casino, considering it normally takes an eviction notice, 3,000 sticks of dynamite, and a trail of McNuggets leading out to his limo. No wonder Trump was so upset about 9/11; his Osama Bin Lard-Ass will “Never Forget” paying a hell of a lot more than a handful of plane tickets to take down an Atlantic City skyscraper.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-derails-speech-to-thirst-over-leavitt-28/
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The 12 Days of MAGA
In Today’s Palate Cleaser… we learn the only thing more depressing than the 12 days of MAGA is what Jolly-Ole Saint Dickless has in store for CNN.
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