Trump One-Ups White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooter With His Own Bomb!!!

Donald Trump failed miserably at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech, proving once again that the only funny bone in his body is a cankle. Especially now that miniature erections are completely out of the picture. The good news is that although Trump did bomb, zero Iranian schoolgirls were harmed in the process. I […]

Has Anyone Told Satan He’s Getting Warmer?!?

Yes, folks, another day, another Republican shits the bed. However, unlike Donald Trump, Lindsey Graham died before he could blame his mess on Biden. Never mind, the 71-year-old senator passed away before he could even sanction Russia, nuke Iran, and check “come out of the closet to my cats” off his bucket list. However, at […]

Trump Bucks America!!!

Congratulations, Donald Trump, you now have more in common with George Washington than the president who privately calls black people the N-word. The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/26/trump-signature-us-bills-currency If you want to lower inflation, you elect Tom Brady, not DJThankles!! The Yahoo Finance Article Quoted – https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/trump-declared-inflation-defeated-now-113000406.html VS BTW… That was the hardest joke I […]

Bleach Bondi Can’t Keep Her Sh*t Together!!!

Sure, Pam Bondi accidentally handed Democrats proof of Trump’s crimes… But according to her father, it could’ve been much, much, much worse!!! In Today’s Palate Cleaser, we learn that having a competent Caddy can mean the difference between a par for the course afternoon and ditching your cart in the rough before scoring a triple […]

Besides “Sinners,” What Oscar-Winning Movie Has Something In Common With The Trump Regime?!?

Does Trump Believe A 9/11-Like Terror Attack Will Make America Great Again?!?

So now that Operation Epstein Fury is underway, and Donald Trump has killed Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei. Something 86 years, his terminal cancer, and a wayward bowel movement could’ve easily done, but with far less collateral damage and clips of Pete Hegseth getting in his warsplaining reps. And in doing so, not only handed the Ayatollah […]

Trouble In Parad-ICE?!?

Trump’s immigration enforcement has clearly hit an ICE-berg and is rapidly taking on more water than his lower limbs. But instead of going down with the ship, Trump’s band of MAGA misfits has turned on one another faster than the Gallagher Brothers in an Oasis Crime Family. However, Kristi Noem hand-picked Greg Bovino, which, in […]

We’re Being Lied To, We’re Being Murdered…Our Pets Heads Are Falling Off!!!

Donald Trump, a man who wants to protect Americans from immigrants so much that he’s willing to kill every last citizen just to prove it. Renee Good and Alex Pretti weren’t collateral damage; they were fascism’s strategic write-offs. Pretti WAS however, brandishing a weapon to interfere with an ICE operation. But that operation wasn’t to […]

The Art Of The Concept!!!

Congratulations, Shitler, it took only 75 years, and the remaining respect of America’s allies for you to understand the concepts of a Greenland deal that President Truman finalized when you were 4 years old, and only circling the rock bottom of an inappropriate breastfeeding addiction. The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/22/politics/us-greenland-framework-1951-deal Trump’s Greenland Deal According […]

Rip Tan Stinkle Makes It Through An Entire Speech Awake, But Not Woke!!!

Donald Trump, a man who even betrayed his oath to protect and defend the Epstein Files. Held a rally at the Mount Airy Casino in the Poconos yesterday to discuss the state of the economy. A symbolic gesture, considering that if not for casinos, Trump might never have learned how to bankrupt a country. There, […]

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