

On the eve of the deadline, I have a sneaking suspicion that whatever redaction Rorschach test we receive in place of the Epstein files, it will feature more black ink than an octopus orgy. I mean, instead of the Epstein files, it should’ve taken an act of Congress to release Ghislaine Maxwell into the general population. And yet Donald Trump, the boy who cried distraction, is now removing marijuana restrictions, sending military members checks for $1,776, and permanently changing “Whip Em Out Wednesday” to “Trump’s Titty Tuesdays…. Through Thursdays.” Which all sounds great until you realize, like, everything out of Trump’s mouth it is all horseshit-flavored empty promises dripping with desperation. Considering he just bribed the military with their own damn money. You know, a classic switcheroo: steal from Peter to pay Peter, and tell Paul to go palm-pound his pathetic ant-eater peter, “Puny Paul”….Hail to the Con-Man-Duh-In-Chief!


The Defense One Article Quoted – https://www.defenseone.com/policy/2025/12/trump-rebrands-congressionally-approved-troop-housing-subsidy-warrior-dividend-bonus/410250/

“How Da Ya Like Them Apples?”


In Today’s Palate Cleanser…we learn that JD Vance is now the odds-on favorite to win FIFA’s next Participation Peace Prize after he successfully negotiated a ceasefire between Jews and his imaginary “War on Christmas.”



The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/vance-hanukkah-invitation-christmas-blunder-b2878401.html




