

Imagine waiting for the latest iPhone release, but when you get to the front of the line and hand them all your money, some “genius” hands you a Blackberry charger and says, “Don’t call us, we’ll call you..NEXT!!” That’s essentially the bait-and-switch bullshit the Department of Justice just pulled with the files formerly known as Epstein. Pam Bondi handing over a tiny fraction of blacked-out documents is as unsatisfying as it is unsettling; like playing “Just the tip” in blackface. I guarantee that if Bleach Blondi asked her hairstylist for the usual, she wouldn’t consider 95% roots, mission accomplished. Just because Magic Mike made affordable healthcare disappear doesn’t mean he can magically wave his emotional support gavel like a wand and turn a potential Pam Bondi impeachment into a bi-”partisan” game of glory-hole whack-a-pole.


The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://uk.news.yahoo.com/pam-bondi-hit-impeachment-threat-165659866.html

In Today’s Palate Cleanser, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert reminds us that although Donald Trump dreams about a White Christmas, it’s a White Independence Day that’ll turn Goldie Yawn’s sheets into a 1000-thread-count sheetrock.

