Donald Trump has become more unglued over Greenland than his aging Hand-Aid at a Russian bathhouse tickle tournament. Sending all sorts of creepy late-night texts to the Norwegian Prime Minister and then showing up at Europe’s door uninvited like he’s the 4th Reich. At this point, Trump has built a far stronger case for being served with a restraining order than a Nobel Peace Prize. Especially, after today’s performance, which can best be described as a “Bored to Death Threat.” A flex on NATO that was so long-winded that it nearly triggered Articles 5, 6, 7, and a corresponding full-length novel titled “Is This Asshole Even Awake?”
The Daily Beast Article Quote – https://www.thedailybeast.com/confused-trump-79-threatens-to-grab-the-wrong-country/
At least Jim McGovern can still call balls and strikes on Trump with the best of them. Claiming “He said a lot of crazy shit today at Davos… I think it’s time to take the Cah keys away from Grandpah.” In what is now considered the “I Have A Dream” speech of Massholes. (Masshole: What people from New Hampshire call those who drive “fah bettah” than they do on Rt 93 Nawth, and what those of us born and raised within the borders of Massachusetts consider a mensch)
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we celebrate what China calls “The Year of the Orange Chicken.” 365 days of corruption, coverups, and clusterfucks that Trump was hoping would have a far better return on investment than hanging Jeffrey Epstein from a prison doorknob like a Do-Not-Disturb-The-Epstein-Files Sign
…Or When Redaction Roulette Goes Horribly Wrong
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