On its own, yesterday’s FBI raid on Fulton County, Georgia’s election infrastructure, is the kind of nightmare fuel that makes Freddy Krueger contemplate early retirement. And that’s before we learned CIA top boss Tulsi Garbard (who, coincidentally, shares Freddy Krueger’s skin regime) was pictured sneaking around the premises, looking more like Leonardo DiCaprio from “The Departed” than a legitimate Intelligence Director. However, if Martin Sheen were on the other end of HER phone, it was because Vladimir Putin was standing behind him, holding a Novichok-filled crack pipe with Charlie Sheen’s name on it. Which makes more sense: asking the highest-ranking intelligence official in the world to collect the non-existent evidence of 2020 election fraud? Or sending Pepe Le Pew-tin Puppet to secure power for a lawless and deeply unpopular Trump regime well-beyond 2024?
The New Republic Article Quoted – https://newrepublic.com/post/205852/tulsi-gabbard-fbi-raid-georgia-election-office
Independent Media’s Approach To Trump’s Election tampering
….VS the CORPORATE Media’s
After Ilhan Omar was attacked at a town hall meeting by what appeared to be Yakov “Too Much” Smirnoff, Donald Trump said, “She probably had herself sprayed.” Which does compute, considering Trump could fill a Cowboy Stadium town hall with the amount of people he’s paid to marinate his head, breast, and neck-labia in a mysterious tan liquid.
BTW…Yakov Smirnoff is the name of a Russian Comedian. Not the projectile calling card Martini Monday left behind!
“WHAAAAAT??? She bumped into me….And since when did spilling your drink on the waitress become a crime!” -Ilhan Omar’s attacker (*Pictured blacked-the-fuck-out below)
You know What The Worst Part of Martini Monday is?….
Tuesday….
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, “The Trump Account.” $1,000 put into a stock account that accumulates over 18 years until a kid can legally withdraw the funds just in time to pay for Barron Trump University. A genuinely great idea that Trump obviously had no involvement in. I mean, if Donald Trump were the brains of the operation, there would be zero penalty for inappropriately touching it before it turned 18. In fact, you might even be rewarded with your very own FIFA Peace Prize if that underage account can just keep her damn mouth shut. Perhaps a more suitable name would be The Trump: ‘Do As I Say, Not As I Do’ Account.
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