So it appears Kristi Noem is getting thrown under the Zamboni by ICE for fabricating details of another rogue shooting, which could easily be karmic retribution for Renee Good, Alex Pretti, or even Crickett. The puppy she personally shot and killed, after claiming the “dangerous” dog was a domestic abuser who often called her cosplay outfits “ruff.”
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/top-immigration-goon-refuses-to-defend-ice-barbie-after-calls-to-resign/
Congratulations, Vanilla ICE: You finally made a Music video where history’s biggest regret won’t be YOUR douche-chilling vibes!
Kristi Noem: Pictured below, fully committing to the wrong lyrics: “The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades shade”
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that the only thing more interesting than witnessing the world’s best Figure Skaters competing in the Olympics is watching a public beating from ICE that even immigrants can enjoy. BTW, is it just me, or has the color red been even more co-opted by MAGA Broflakes than Barstool Sports? Imagine checking, skating at Rockefeller Center, off your bucket list, only to get bum-rushed by the failed triple sow-cow attempt of Brian Boy-Tardo? But hey, let’s check in on the US athletes competing in Milan. Fingers crossed that they can earn themselves gold, silver, or an Italian judge who can also grant asylum.
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