So it turns out that Pam Bondi mistakenly sent Democrat Jaime Raskin proof that Donald Trump stole super-classified secrets so he could sell them to foreign adversaries. That’s nearly as bad as the time Bondi meant to send her father a copy of her diploma and accidentally texted him the anonymous photo she planned to email to The Guinness Book of World Records: “Longest Shit Department.” Of course, minus the caption: “Look what Daddy’s Little Girl did!”
The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/25/donald-trump-classified-classified-map-private-plane-susie-wiles
Susie Wiles: Seen here, wondering if anyone else realizes she’s recorded this entire conversation
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that if rejecting a bipartisan deal to pay TSA agents is Donald Trump playing checkers, then is accepting a secret gift from Iran considered playing Russian Roulette with the orange fatso who can’t stop itching his ass with a checker?
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