In a dear John Donald letter sent anonymously by an FBI agent, the concerned federal law enforcement officer questions the fate of his family as much as the nation he’s worked so tirelessly to protect from near catastrophes during his service. This is just one of the thousands of men and women who have put their lives […]
Read More FBI Agent Warns The American Public In Anonymous Letter!!!!I would’ve guessed the American government being illegally overtaken by the richest man in the world would be a ratings bonanza or, at the very least, be trending on TikTok by now. Then perhaps Donald Trump might actually believe it was happening. This may be the first coup in world history where a super-majority of […]
Read More I Would’ve Thought An American Coup Would Be Televised!!!I’d like to formally congratulate all the Anti-Vaxers on a job well done. Not since the second Tuesday in September of 2001 has this many misguided idiots risked their own lives to purposely harm the American population over their ridiculous beliefs. So, mission accomplished, you’ll also go down in infamy for your terroristic ignorance. If […]
Read More In 2025 Tuberculosis Is A Concern So Mission Accomplished Anti-Vaxers!!!Some consider it a sign of confidence to think your shit doesn’t stink. However, since Elon Musk is the definition of insecurity. Although Elon pretends to love his own Musk in many of his wannabe-tough guy-esque tweets. If the Janitors at SpaceX can even detect Musk’s bullshit bravado, imagine the dirt his rocket scientists can […]
Read More When It Comes To Believing His Sh*t Doesn’t Stink, Does Elon Love His Own Musk?!?With all the chaos surrounding the wildfires in Los Angeles, I thought it was important to highlight some area residents doing everything they can to lessen the devastation. Now since Firefighters, are already universally considered the Mother Theresa of first responders and receive deserved praise during times of crisis. I figured focusing on some unsung […]
Read More Examining Some Of The Unsung Heros Of The LA Wildfires!!!I thought I had accumulated some embarrassing regrets during my lifetime. However, after hearing about the colossal fuck up our British mate James Howells admitted to publicly 12 years ago on the BBC. I might start Facebooking some old flames to brag about my station in life. Because despite what my ex-wife will most likely […]
Read More Imagine Throwing Away Nearly A Billion Dollars In The Trash!!!A recent discovery of a Dinosaur Highway in England proves that not only did dinosaurs roam Great Britain approximately 166 million years ago. But the pathways left behind by their footprints also suggest, yes, the British have been driving on the wrong side of the road this entire time. Even the most pea-brained dinosaur would […]
Read More A “Dinosaur Highway” Was Recently Uncovered In England!!!So Russian State Run Media (the country’s largest propaganda provider) went above and beyond this Holiday Season. To prove once and for all what makes them the number #1 vacationing destination of the faux masculine supremacy movement here in the States. Now, since Putin’s Regime tells their audiences what media they should and shouldn’t consume, […]
Read More Was Putin Aiming For Santa When He Shot Down A Passenger Jet On Christmas?!?Everyone’s favorite “Caribbean Queen” Rihanna, made a viral New Year’s Eve announcement that she had successfully made it through 2024 booze-less. Now, only the algorithm truly knows whether her statement was the catalyst for Apple News’s nearly simultaneous follow-up campaign for a dry 2025. However, the timing of GMA’s Riri segment and Apple’s Pavlovian News […]
Read More Rihanna Wasn’t The Only One Saying No To Drinks In 2024!!!As one of Barstool Sports OG Stoolies, I’m obviously aware of Dave Portnoy and the juggernaut media empire he has built over the years. In fact, it was a relatively small group of us who were originally around at the very start of it all. One of my closest friends introduced me to Dave when […]
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