

Finally, a Trump scam that will not only steal millions from hard-working Americans, but will also serve as a teachable moment for even the most moronic of MAGA Marks. I mean, voting for a Conman is stupid, but venmoing a hundo to Trump…on an IOU…now that sounds symptomatic of shit-for-brain’s more violent cousin, CTE. The stage right between eating your toenail clippings and strangling your neighbor’s dog because you thought it banged your wife. You remember CTE, the traumatic brain injury, and the sole reason Boston University School of Medicine now houses more NFL player heads than the Hall of Fame busts in Canton. But hey, at least with CTE, you get fame, laid, and an NFL signing bonus with your non-guaranteed contract. While the best concepts of a phone will get ya…is a lesson learned the hard way, and another reason for the family chat to block your dumb ass.



The CNET Article Quoted – https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/trump-phone-t1-first-look-report/


The Art Of Diplomacy… For Dummies…


In Today’s Palate Cleanser, I’ve got a confession to make. I am all in on this propaganda pop Iran has been slinging. Every day, they release a new joint that fucks harder than Howard Nutlick, on an Epstein Island day trip. Even those tracks that are trying to unite the citizens of both countries are straight-up friendly fire. And I don’t care what Marco Rubio thinks; it’s gonna take a lot more than Kid Rock to win a public opinion rap battle. At this point in his career, I’d be shocked if that Bawita-Ba-Bullshit could open a Limp Bizkit concert, let alone the Strait of Hormuz.


