Why, when: “Keep it moving, nothing to see here, folks.” is how the blamestream media reacts to a mushroom cloud in the Middle East, do my Spidey-senses scream: “WHAT DID DONNY DO NOW?” Perhaps, it’s because Fox News spent an entire week trying to will a pandemic out of manufactured fear and highly-rated Rat droppings, just so one of their stories could end without a buxom blonde saying, “However, the White House denies all allegations of wrongdoing.” I mean, most Fox viewers grew up masturbating to Operation Desert Storm and can’t even climax without making “The Shock-and-Awe Face.” And yet, they’re still more likely to see the footage from this Israeli explosion on America’s Funniest Home Videos than on cable news, and no, not because Vin Di Bona thinks holocaust-denialism is a real “gas”. But, because there’s no amount of DOJ redaction that can cover up paying five bucks a gallon in Trump-fuck Alabama.
The Newsweek Article Quoted – https://www.newsweek.com/nuclear-power-plant-struck-drone-attack-operating-normal-uae-11960772
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, I am also clearing out the closet. Doing a bit of spring cleaning on a gorgeous day here in Boston. So I have decided to post a bunch of Memes and Videos I created recently, but never got a chance to blog. Hey, at least around here, you always get what you pay for. You see, beautiful days can be few and far between in New England. So much so, that the average Masshole response to “Wow, it’s so nice out!” is “Give it 10 minutes, Sunshine!… And as far as your test results go…I’m sorry to inform you, but It is melanoma.” It is ironic that an entire region can be so pessimistic after spending the last 25 years winning every non-participation peace prize trophy in sports. The way we act, you’d think Massachusetts legalized online gambling, only so it could place a bet on: “The other shoe to drop” from underneath the covers. So, yeah, I’m phoning it in today… Although I will “Never Forget” the last time I took a day off to enjoy the sublime weather, and not solely because it was 9/11.
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