Tag: The-Anti-Social-Media

Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?

Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]

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The DOJ Threatens Judges And DRs For Siding With The Constitution And Science!!!

Despite transforming the Justice Department into Trump’s political hit squad, Pam Bodi has successfully done the impossible and made America regret not appointing a coked-up sexual deviant as Attorney General instead. Sure, Matt Gaetz may be more qualified to be on trial for statutory rape than prosecute someone on behalf of the US Government. But wouldn’t […]

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The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!

American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s […]

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Republicans Now Fear The Wrath Of Their Own Creation!!!

According to Senator Lisa Murkowski, life as a moderate in the MAGA-verse is much more like surviving domestic assault in an abusive relationship than enjoying unlimited access to Kid Rock and partaking in all-you-can-drink topless “My Pillow” fights. So, to anyone still claiming both political parties are equally deplorable. When Democrat Joe Manchin routinely voted […]

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The Only Difference Between A Trump Cabinet Meeting And A Cult Is The Flavor of Kool-Aid Served!!!

I realize people don’t often comprehend they are part of a cult until it’s far too late. So, much like the victims of the Jonestown Massacre, Trump’s Cabinet Members won’t realize the joke’s on them until they reach the punchline. You would think that after Trump single-handedly destroyed the world’s economy, the President’s closest advisors […]

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Trump’s 90-Day Tariff Pause Is The Art Of The Steal, Not Deal!!!

Insider trading’s only considered a victimless crime when you’re the Wolf of Wall Street, not a whack-job in the West Wing. And please spare me all your “But the Pelosis are profiteering” whataboutism tears. Sure, I will gladly hydrate myself all day long with them. However, manufacturing a worldwide economic collapse for personal gain and […]

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After Losing 3 Recounts, MAGA Overturns NC Supreme Court Election, Throwing Out 60K+ Legal Votes!!!

So what’s the point of even having elections if every sore loser will lie, cheat, steal, bitch, and moan until they get the results they desire? This entire scenario sounds much more like corruption than a conflict of interest. MAGA NC Supreme Court Justices overturning the results of a free and fair election over politics […]

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