In 2025 Tuberculosis Is A Concern So Mission Accomplished Anti-Vaxers!!!

I’d like to formally congratulate all the Anti-Vaxers on a job well done. Not since the second Tuesday in September of 2001 has this many misguided idiots risked their own lives to purposely harm the American population over their ridiculous beliefs. So, mission accomplished, you’ll also go down in infamy for your terroristic ignorance. If you thought long-term COVID was the lasting menace left behind in the pandemic’s wake. Then, you are severely underestimating the brutal beating the public’s overall intellect took. If I have to hear one more dumb-mother-fucker, refer to binging conspiracy theory YouTube’s as researching, I may snap. 

It’s been a banner week for promoting misinformation. Just as one of the worst diseases of the 18th century made an unwelcomed comeback to the front pages of the Kansas City Star. So did RFK Jr, the Kennedy family member whose personal success has been most often compared to that of the Fyre Festival. Not since Thomas Edison Jr has a namesake disgraced his father’s legacy with such relentless, ill-suited ambition. As a Democrat, if you can’t get a single endorsement for your presidential campaign, as a Kennedy at the Kennedy Compound. Then you need to do some serious soul-searching, my friend. I don’t know what’s worse, being the dimwitted Kennedy outcast not named Rosemary or putting that same Anti-Vaxer in charge of the Health and Human Services Department.

In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we meet my entry into this year’s Karen of the Year award. She’s currently handicapped at -150 to win on Draftkings if you prefer winning money. You would’ve thought this self-appointed neighborhood postmaster general took a buckshot to the Achilles. The way she dropped like a grazing harpooned elephant except far less graceful.