Nationwide Protests Erupt Over The DOGE-Bag Dictator!!!

Protests have been popping up across the nation since day 1 of Trump’s self-described Dictatorship. In fact, I received a standing ovation when I spontaneously took part in a pro-democracy rally on Boston’s North Shore last week. Although I was never officially asked to address the crowd, it was a rush I will never forget. Sure, I never did get out of my car, but I sure as shit slowed down enough as I drove by to give the people exactly what they were clamoring for. And when I beeped that horn, wow, the crowd went apeshit for me. I now know what it feels like to be Taylor Swift, singing one of her massive Taylor Swift mega-hits (Sorry, I couldn’t name a single one of her songs if you paid me) to a legion of rabid Swifties wanting more. It was like the dozens of people in attendance (Holding the most random collection of signs I had ever seen) desperately needed the sound of my horn because it was the only currency their landlord accepted for rent payment. So when I found out about the anti-DOGE-Bag-gatherings raging across the country yesterday. Although I now knew all the fun I was missing out on, I couldn’t give the people what they wanted.

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How can you blame We The People for rising up against this amateurish administration? I mean, Trump’s anti-LGBTQ+ military policies are so irrational even the plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima is suddenly a stain on American values. No, not for slaughtering 200,000+ innocent lives, but because MAGA now considers it a DEI hire for being named the Enola Gay. Thankfully, the statute of limitations expired for the Enola Gay long ago. Otherwise, flying an A-bomb codenamed Little Boy over to Japan might be labeled child sex trafficking in this ass-backward political climate. Even Trump’s simpleton sidekick Vance is facing public backlash. But unlike Ice-Ventura-Immigration-Detective Kristi Noem, using a bulletproof vest for her protection in hostile territory. JD Vance uses his 3-year-old girl as a human shield. However, as always, Vance blew an entire Ohio situation way out of proportion after reimaging the truth. But unlike the Haitians of Springfield, Cincinnati lucked out that the Veep never accused their pro-Ukrainians of abducting and eating his pet toddler.

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In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we check in on Octomom, who made the rounds promoting her upcoming documentary. I must say, I find it ironic that all these talk shows are claiming “Octomom opens up for the first time.” When I’m pretty sure if you follow up having 6 kids with another litter of 8, by law, your middle name is “Open Up.”