Tag: Trump

Trump One-Ups White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooter With His Own Bomb!!!

Donald Trump failed miserably at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech, proving once again that the only funny bone in his body is a cankle. Especially now that miniature erections are completely out of the picture. The good news is that although Trump did bomb, zero Iranian schoolgirls were harmed in the process. I […]

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There Was Plenty Of Foreign Interference In The 2020 Election… But For Trumplethinskin!!!

Donald Trump addressed the nation last night about US election security, and while most Diaper Don critics’ initial response was to grab their eyeballs before they rolled out of the back of their head, I said, “Bring it the fuck on…” Like I was spitballing new titles for a cheerleader lorno. And no, not because […]

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The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!!

Donald Trump can’t stop bragging about a new military weapon he named, “The Discombobulator.” Although, can you really trust Trump’s reviews of its capabilities? Considering he once nicknamed himself “The Fastest Man Alive” after convincing Melania that premature ejaculation was a superpower. However, even when it comes to classified information, Trump can’t help but leak […]

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Thanks To Fox News, Trump Declared War On Portland To Stop The 2020 Protests!!!

Congratulations, Donald Trump, even being judged, on a pig-who-ate-his-own-blanket scale, you’re still a fucking meathead. This entire Trump misnomer, Portland, Oregon, “is in shambles,” all started a few weeks back when Fox News mistakenly aired footage from the 2020 BLM protests, and like any dementia-riddled Grandma seeing an AI image for the first time, Trump […]

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