The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!!

Donald Trump can’t stop bragging about a new military weapon he named, “The Discombobulator.” Although, can you really trust Trump’s reviews of its capabilities? Considering he once nicknamed himself “The Fastest Man Alive” after convincing Melania that premature ejaculation was a superpower. However, even when it comes to classified information, Trump can’t help but leak […]

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Thanks To Fox News, Trump Declared War On Portland To Stop The 2020 Protests!!!

Congratulations, Donald Trump, even being judged, on a pig-who-ate-his-own-blanket scale, you’re still a fucking meathead. This entire Trump misnomer, Portland, Oregon, “is in shambles,” all started a few weeks back when Fox News mistakenly aired footage from the 2020 BLM protests, and like any dementia-riddled Grandma seeing an AI image for the first time, Trump […]

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The Biden Clone-Bot Coverage Highlights The Media’s Glaring Presidential Double Standard!!!

Donald Trump has officially lost the plot, now claiming President Biden was executed back in 2020 and somehow replaced with a clone/robot. And despite the evident scientific discrepancies between the two, that will no doubt have sci-fi nerds everywhere losing their collective shit. It does once again prove that no matter how certifiably crazy Trump’s […]

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