Trump’s (Dumbass/ Elites/ Inexperienced) DEI Hires Signal A National Security Threat!!

Thankfully, for the safety of American troops, the Secretary of Defense texted a credible journalist with war plans and not one of his former coworkers at Fox and Friends. Especially if our adversaries also speak douchebag emoji fluently 🇺🇸💪🔥!  Just because I might feel confident texting my drug dealer on Signal doesn’t make it a secure line for a Trump official to text classified US war secrets from inside Russia. Since when did merely abstaining from blurting out the N-word live on Fox News suddenly become a qualification for Secretary of Defense?

For More On The Atlantic Article Quoted Click On The Link https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/

Trump is doing everything in his power to DOGE all questions regarding this epic national security blunder orchestrated by his unqualified administration. Yet, questions are mounting about what other mishaps are occurring under Trump’s buffoonery that aren’t being accidentally texted to a trustworthy journalist. Has Pete Hegseth mistakenly DM’ed an Instagram model nuclear codes instead of the unsolicited dick pics he meant to send? It speaks volumes about your military expertise if your classified war planning sounds more like eavesdropping on a frat’s dorm room than the White House’s Situation Room. Despite Trump vilifying Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion as the number 1 issue with the military’s readiness, unless you count JD Vance as a Drag Queen, you can’t unjustly blame minorities for this clusterfuck.

For More On The Medium Article Quoted Click On The Link www.medium.com/the-parsnip/president-elect-donald-trump-redefines-dei-diversity-equity-and-incompetence-9968e1e6979d

In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we have a Texas highway where the only things moooving were the escaped bulls, creating a laughing stock out of traffic as angry motorists cried over spilled milk. Not so surprisingly, the bull’s horns were the only ones not herd honking during the chaos. If Texas authorities can’t easily contain this bull shit, then are they udderly useless? Are you telling me there wasn’t one lasso-twirling cowboy nearby or a red MAGA t-shirt they’d be willing to put out to pasture with steaks this high?