Normally, when a white woman gets racially profiled, she is accidentally handed a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks. However, not for Tan Mom. She was apprehended by ICE Agents because her complexion resembles the dark side of the moon, in both shade and texture. That was until Trump’s Gestapo realized she was just a MAGA-Karen […]
Read More Tantrum On ICESure, Pam Bondi accidentally handed Democrats proof of Trump’s crimes… But according to her father, it could’ve been much, much, much worse!!! In Today’s Palate Cleaser, we learn that having a competent Caddy can mean the difference between a par for the course afternoon and ditching your cart in the rough before scoring a triple […]
Read More Bleach Bondi Can’t Keep Her Sh*t Together!!!Thankfully, for the safety of American troops, the Secretary of Defense texted a credible journalist with war plans and not one of his former coworkers at Fox and Friends. Especially if our adversaries also speak douchebag emoji fluently 🇺🇸💪🔥! Just because I might feel confident texting my drug dealer on Signal doesn’t make it a […]
Read More Trump’s (Dumbass/ Elites/ Inexperienced) DEI Hires Signal A National Security Threat!!
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