
The media has been justifiably scrutinizing MAGA over haphazardly texting out war plans like a batch of unsolicited but tasteful nudes. Giving Democrats an overdue and much-needed political win to rally around. However, this colossal mishap also gave Trump the perfect cover to sign an unconstitutional executive order denying millions of American citizens the ability to vote in future federal elections. And just like that, collectively, our elation devolves into dread. A feeling anyone who has ever been catfished knows all too well. That sudden realization that the hot chick you’ve been sexting with doesn’t want your mother’s maiden name to get to know you better. But because she’s actually an elderly Pakistani man draining your bank account faster than your will to live. So, perhaps all this dancing on Trump’s grave was a bit premature. Because if these election mandates are implemented, it will mean a never-ending parade of MAGA fuck boys running this country into a dystopian oblivion.




Speaking of authoritarianism, not even a 5-minute drive away from my home, at Tufts University, a group of armed, masked ICE agents snatched an unsuspecting PHD student off the street with the tactfulness of a Drug Cartel Kidnapping. She was immediately whisked away to Louisiana, not to show off our Dictator’s newest acquisition, the Trump Gulf of America. But to illegally detain a student visa holder without due process for merely voicing her dissenting opinion online. If that’s a crime, serial furniture fornicator JD Vance should get his affairs in order. After he questioned Trump’s authority inside the infamously publicized Signal bro-down chat group. Considering First Amendment protections have now vanished into thin air, much like American democracy, Trump’s felony indictments, and Republicans’ spines.




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