Like the Ohio State National Championship trophy, Pope Francis didn’t survive his visit with JD Vance. But, unlike the top college football prize, the Pontiff’s remains are fully intact. People are now speculating that Vance killed the Pope for initially refusing to meet with him himself. But if sending your lackey in your place was enough motivation for murder, then the Secret Service would be busy protecting Trump from all the people the vice president came across. However, despite being the last person to speak to the Pope, JD Vance was cleared of foul play after the medical examiner determined boredom is considered a natural cause. Meanwhile, millions of people from around the globe have gathered to mourn a devastating loss. But when those in attendance first heard about the Pope’s death, they held a moment of silence in his honor before quickly resuming their protests against the Trump tariffs.
The New Republic Article Quoted https://newrepublic.com/post/194199/jd-vance-kill-pope-francis-investigation
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has been on the warpath lately at the Pentagon, terminating anyone from his inner circle he suspected of leaking information. However, four sources reported to The New York Times about another inappropriate chat group that included Hegseth, his wife, and his family members. If Hegseth wanted to plug Pentagon leaks for good, it appears his best option is a domestic murder-suicide pact. News of a second classified Signal Chat group spread around the Easter Egg Hunt faster than Covid at Trump’s previous White House gatherings. Proving that on this Easter, Jesus wasn’t the only resurrected feel-good story making the rounds.
The NPR Article Quoted https://www.npr.org/2025/04/21/nx-s1-5370690/hegseth-signal-chat-jim-himes
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