
While devout Christian zealots mourned the loss of their Christlike figurehead, the rest of us were too busy paying our final respects to the Pope to celebrate MAGA Musk stepping down from his DOGE-Bag leadership position. However, unlike Musk’s much anticipated profanity-laced farewell /hissy-fit with his former colleagues, Pope Francis found out the truth about the afterlife the hard way.




The Daily Beast Article Quoted https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-details-emerge-in-wwe-style-blow-up-between-musk-and-bessent/
Now, despite Trump’s many failed attempts to convince himself, Cabinet members, the media, and the American Public that Elon was a beloved part of his Regime. In reality, Musk fit into his role uncomfortably like a square peg into an ass-hole or, as it’s known around the White House, the oval orifice. Meanwhile, he was supposed to uncover official government abuse, not abuse government officials over cover-ups. Musk instigated such trashy infighting among staffers that MAGA coverage felt more like an episode of the Real Housewives of DC than the nightly news. However, this faux tough guy act has become more commonplace ever since Elon anointed himself the top cyber-bully in his self-designed MAGA-safe-space X. Musk will one day learn that becoming a touchscreen tough guy doesn’t translate into the real world, considering neither bloody noses nor atomic wedgies can be plugged or unplugged by a racist meme.






