The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!

American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s a much safer bet to take the word of habitual fibster Pinnochio over Trump’s, despite sporting a raging nose-boner. Just because a Trump staffer ordered General Tso’s Chicken at Panda Express, it shouldn’t automatically qualify US trade negotiations with China as ongoing.

The CNBC Article Quoted https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/24/china-says-no-talks-with-the-us-on-trade-calls-for-canceling-unilateral-tariffs.html

Even if Putin didn’t have enough incriminating blackmail evidence on Trump, to force a public admission about his thimble-sized penis or how Lincoln’s ghost should be envious of Biden’s outstanding Presidential record, there’s no doubt Trump would still side with Putin every time over Ukrainian President Zelenskyy. Since Donald is such a self-centered simpleton, he can’t fully comprehend simple abstract beliefs like democracy, love, or Civil Rights. And obviously, he has no fucking clue why anyone, including Zelenskyy, would willingly die for any of those ideals. On the other hand, Trump is also crazy jealous of Putin. He has intricate wet dreams based upon strong-arming weaker nations for money, land, resources, sovereignty, and even pride without facing backlash from his subordinates. I mean, the underlying reasons Canada and Greenland are squarely in Trump’s crosshairs are they own a shit-ton of land/resources and are about as confrontational as Mr. Rodgers at a petting zoo on ecstasy. On the surface, Trump may be allowing Putin to get away with murder on multiple fronts, but what he’s genuinely doing is taking copious notes so he can pursue successful tyrannical conquests of his own.

The Slate Article Quoted https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2025/04/donald-trump-ukraine-russia-ceasefire-peace-plan.html

In Today’s Palate Cleanser, George Santos, Pinnochio’s failed transition into boyhood, not only learns there are serious consequences to his lies, but he now has seven years to get his story straight.