
Democrat John Ewing handily defeated his MAGA opponent Jean Stothert in Omaha’s Mayoral election, nearly flipping the results from the city’s primary held just last month on April 1st. Sure, Trump’s “Liberation Day” tanked the entire world’s economy and turned America’s allies against us. But if it was the wake-up call the country needed to liberate itself from Trump’s MAGA ideology, then April 2nd, 2025, will go down in American history as an overwhelming success. How satisfyingly ironic that Donald Trump, a malignant narcissist, created a holiday out of thin air that will one day celebrate the day America no longer abides by his tyrannical leadership. Liberation Day: it’s like the 4th of July if the guy who invented it and paid for the hotdogs and fireworks was King George III of England.




The Newsweek Article Quoted – https://www.newsweek.com/democrat-ousts-republican-election-upset-2071946



Also loosening Trump’s stranglehold grip on the loyalty of misinformed voters is his updated tax bill. All those campaign promises of “no tax on tips and overtime” are now officially considered lies. This proposal reads more like a confession or “Dear John” letter to America’s working class than GOP tax legislation. And for anyone who ignorantly believed MAGA stood for Make America Great Again and not fuck Minorities, you can either email your apologies to CEO@I-told-you-so.org/nowgofuckyourself, or write it down on a piece of paper, fold it up into the origami animal of your choosing and shove it directly up your own ass.





The New Republic Article Quoted – https://newrepublic.com/post/195227/donald-trump-tax-bill-campaign-promises-tips
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, although I wish Donald Trump would act more like President Biden, this is not what I had in mind. However, not since Melania Trump last spent the night at the White House has a Dozy Donny appearance been this highly-anticipated, especially after his much-talked-about debut at the Pope’s funeral. That’s where mourners who wanted to pay their respects to the US President without waking him up were tossing roses at his lifeless body.

