Unless Iowa’s junior Senator Joni Ernst has dated out of her league comedically or has a gynecologist who prefers to lighten the mood with a few warm-up jokes, this woman has never had a funny bone in her body. And despite being mischaracterized by The Hill, her latest video was clearly condescending, not “sarcastic,” considering sarcasm requires a personality trait noticeably absent from the MAGA movement: a sense of humor. Those gasps Ernst heard at the town hall were not her constituents learning about their ultimate untimely demise in real time. No, that audible groan signaled the exact moment an entire room realized they elected a backstabbing bitch to the Senate. Hey, at least, The Rock still owes Iowa’s Karen of the Corn a thank-you for her so-called “apology” since that shitty movie of his will no longer go down in history as the worst mistake in Tooth Fairy humor. The only place Ernst will ever receive a genuine laugh is at the pearly gates of heaven after demanding they double-check the guest list for her name because, apparently, “she knows the owner.”
The Hill Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/ernst-doubles-down-medicaid-sarcastic-191634270.html
Speaking of cantankerous cunts doubling down on stupid, Donald Trump once again took credit for his nonsensical trade war preventing a nuclear war, as if that somehow made any sense outside of that dumpster fire brain of his. Even if Trump were falsely taking credit for stopping the January 6th Insurrection, at least there are dots to connect in that fucked up fan fiction thought pattern of his. But knowing Trump, just like he orchestrated, not stopped an attack on the peaceful transfer of power at the Capitol, he’s nearly started way more nuclear wars than he’s ever prevented. But according to the Debbie Downer of Disinformation, Karoline Leavitt, stopping an all-out nuclear war between India and Pakistan single-handedly is Trump’s finest accomplishment since 1519 when he first discovered the Gulf of America.
The Times Of India Article Quoted – https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/talked-trade-stopped-them-from-fighting-donald-trump-once-again-claims-credit-for-india-pakistan-ceasefire/articleshow/121524386.cms
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