
First, Trump told Iran that America wasn’t plotting to kill their Supreme Leader and, in the ultimate display of mixed messages, he then announced any negotiations on his behalf would be handled by “Pudgy The Grim Reaper” JD Vance, which was not only how the Catholic Church suffered its own sudden leadership void. But the very reason the Pope’s cause of death was listed as boredom, and his last words were likely, “OH, HE DEFINITELY FUCKED THAT COUCH!” I imagine if the late Pope had any advice for meeting the US VP, he would tell Ali Khamenei to pray America sends a bunker buster bomb instead.









The New Republic Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-warns-control-iran-airspace-170040104.html
Meanwhile, Eric and Don Jr, the real reason Donald Trump feels the Nazis were far too accommodating in “Sophie’s Choice,” unveiled Trump Mobile; it’s like Trump Vodka, only far more flammable. Not to mention the latest money-laundering scheme from the mind of the Trump Family. And, if forced to choose, the motivation behind Hezbollah reconsidering the Mossad as their lone communication supplier. On the bright side, we no longer have to speculate if Trump’s Apple-specific tariffs were purely created out of spite; because clearly, a fuck-ton of greed was also involved. However, the only way these phones will be legitimately made in the USA is if the Uyghur concentration camp producing them in China operates under its new name, “In The USA.”




The Fortune Article Quoted – https://fortune.com/2025/06/18/trump-mobile-smartphone-made-in-china/
