Heading into New York City’s Democratic primary for Mayor, former NY Governor, and guy who hugs your wife way too long at charity events, Andrew Cuomo was heavily favored. However, democratic voters proved if there’s one MAGA characteristic they would implement themselves, it’s ignoring qualifications, not reelecting a sexual predator. As they handed 33-year-old Zohran Mamdani an upset victory over the grizzled vet and notorious poon-hound Cuomo. And unless the disgraced former Governor decides to run as an Independent, this means the much-anticipated showdown between him and New Jersey’s own Eric “Kissin-Trump-Ass-For-Freedom” Adams won’t happen. Forever cock-blocking the potential New York Post headline, “Mayor McCheese Could Not Fight Off Creepy Cuomo’s Advances!”. But opening up the possibility for the title, “Don’t Mess With The Zohran!”
The Gothamist Article Quoted – https://gothamist.com/news/nyc-primary-results-2025-election
Since reports have surfaced that Donald Trump and Hegna-Pete Hegseth’s battlefield assessment of Operation Midnight Hammer has been wildly exaggerated, the duo have vowed to double down on efforts to “completely and totally obliterate” Iran’s still functional nuclear program, by bullying the media into reporting they didn’t fuck it up the first time around. At this point, Trump appears one step away from closing his eyes, sticking both thumbs in his ears, and screaming “Fake News” repeatedly as his tiny little Jazz fingers wave the press corp away mockingly before posting to Truth Social “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!”. Or, as KKKaroline Leavitt will no doubt describe the dismantling of the Free Press, “completely and totally obliterated the enemy.”
The MSNBC Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/clinging-dubious-claim-trump-downplays-130014626.html
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn the real reason Kari Lake has an abusive relationship with the truth is that whenever they are seen publicly together, the truth always has a way of making her look dumb in the press.
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