
Sure, justice for Trump would be a prison sentence, but getting fucked in the end by a pedophile does make for a sweet karmic consolation prize. Since it is obvious, Trump underestimated the fly-to-shit attraction between morons and conspiracy theories. Not to mention, the Epstein files have always been the lube MAGA influencers used to jerk Trump’s base right into believing the Democrats were the party of perves and diddlers despite facts cockblocking that argument. So, without ever finishing off his base with a desired money-shot moment, the entire MAGA circle jerk is now left holding their dicks and somehow blaming Pam Blondi, not Trump, for their political loyalty suddenly turning bluer than their balls. Because, at the end of the day, no one cares about getting to the bottom of a sex trafficking ring more than a bunch of misogynists, whose devotion to a sex offender is what got us here in the first place.







The Rolling Stone Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/blaming-obama-crooked-hillary-trump-023034578.html

In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we meet Georgio. A man who enjoys hiding in carpets and being stepped on in public. Who: fun fact, I may have inadvertently stepped on with my ex-wife in a bizarre NYC bar back in 2005. I must say, even 20 years later, it’s nice to finally put a mustache and name to the creep in the rug that still haunts my dreams. That, I am now convinced I pleasured… unknowingly.

