Nice try, Fox News, but it’ll take a lot more than Sydney Sweeney’s WMDs (Weapons of Mammary in Denim) to distract America from the fact that our President is at best pedophile-friendly. And spare me all your faux-MAGA outrage because the only blue-eyed blonde with big tits Democrats are bitching about being an advertisement for white power is Donald Trump. Sydney Sweeney, on the contrary, is a national treasure, and I, for one, am a ginormous fan of all her work, whether it’s on Euphoria, The White Lotus, or Mr Skin. However, like Bud Light, gas stoves, and pet-eating immigrants before her, Sweeney is now just another victim in a long line of MAGA-factured crises. Often stemming from some right-wing echo-chamber retweeting the online ramblings of some Klonopin Karen, who now represents the opinion of all Democrats because the MAGA-verse failed to detect the sarcasm in her “Happy Juneteenth!” tweet. So, can we just put this udderly ridonculous Sydney Sweeney talk to rest and get back to ball-busting Trump about his diddler days? Unless my birthday wish came true, and saying her name three times in a row makes her appear out of nowhere like a buxom Beetlejuice, then sign me up.
The TV Insider Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/fox-news-dedicated-more-time-115602019.html
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn the best way to beat a MAGA Dumb Dumb is to kick them square in the teeth. Bringing the total number of Democrats not named CEO bringing the fight to the bullies to 2. Gavin Newsom, and a Burchett-kicking Horse. And yet the Democrats say the midterms can’t come fast enough, which, with a gerrymandering arms race underway, is either a case of naivety or sarcasm at its finest.
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