Donald Trump took time out of avoiding accusations about his creepy past to open up to Newsmax about his 27-year-old Press Secretary’s fuckability. Because nothing screams, “I’m a reformed pedophile” more than hornily hitting on an employee who was -2 years-old back when Trump was barely a 50-year-old wingman for Jeffrey Epstein. Then again, only Donald Trump could somehow turn a puff-piece on Newsmax (The cable news equivalent of a Truth Social comment section orgy) into cannon fodder for Gavin Newsom’s Twitter feed. However, according to Trump, he also knew the interview went downhill as soon as he complimented KKKaroline’s “lips.” Claiming, “So sue me, I accidentally said ‘those lips’, when everyone knows, I was obviously describing those tits.”
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-goes-gaga-for-press-secretary-karoline-leavitt-its-those-lips/
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn no one is better at planting doubt in Trump’s brain, like it’s one of those computer chips Elon Musk dreams about when he masturbates, as well as The Lincoln Project. Those political tacticians are connecting the dots between recovering homosexual JD Vance and Rupert Murdoch’s meeting and The Wall Street Journal’s recent bombshell coverage of the Trump/Epstein Files. Thus, lighting Trump’s fuse and nonchalantly walking a safe dumpsterfire-blast-radius-distance away. Now, that’s some Sun Tzu’s “Art of War”-level battle plans against a Don Quixote-delusional opponent, rambling on about windmills.
The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/jd-vance-murdoch-fox-news-secret-meeting-b2769061.html
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