Donald Trump spontaneously wandered out onto the White House roof yesterday in what appeared to be a Choose Your Own Adventure series titled “Diddler on The Roof: Alziemeher’s Edition.” But it was all just a simple misunderstanding. Apparently, Trump thought the best remedy for swollen cankles was to go onto the roof, after doctors advised him to elevate his legs. Reason infinity why surrounding yourself with “Yes” men and women is unproductive, and the #1 reason the press corps couldn’t hear Trump over the dull roar of Secret Service laugh-farts. At least Melania was vindicated after Donald’s rooftop Charades failure meant she’s no longer considered Trump Family Game Night’s “Weakest Link.” Not to mention, the momentary thought of her husband Trumpty Dumptying to his death, proved there’s nothing “Fake News” about the female orgasm!
The Independent Article Quoted – https://ca.news.yahoo.com/sir-why-roof-trump-grabs-154959327.html
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, Trump is butthurt that no one thanked him for stealing $57 million in food from the starving. And the $3 million he did give went to trapping Gazans like rats. But hey, at least Muslims in Michigan can rejoice because imagine the horrors for Palestinian kids if Kamala Harris were elected President.
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