

Donald Trump who said he would know within the first few minutes if it would be a good or bad meeting with Vladimir Putin. Must have caught some serious do-me vibes on the tarmac from the Russian war criminal, considering Trump greeted him like any obedient dog after an extended absence from its master. I mean, the sitting US President gave Vladimir Putin a fucking standing O, the human equivalent of humping another grown man’s leg. Trump’s just lucky he didn’t have a wagging tail; it not only would’ve slapped the shit out of those thunder-thighs like a John Bonham drum solo. But also introduced Putin to the existence of his smelly diaper-boner. I realize they did find some alone time on the drive to the summit, but perhaps getting a room is a more appropriate venue for sword-fighting dictators. Thankfully, Marco Rubio and Scott Bessent were sent at the last minute to serve as Trump’s senior cock-blocking advisers. But if the onset of this meeting has any bearing on its outcome. By Labor Day, the only occupying force on the streets of Washington, DC, will be a topless Putin riding Trump around like a saggy steed with the tiniest little hooves.





The Newsweek Article Quoted – https://www.newsweek.com/trump-putin-alaska-meeting-welcome-photos-update-2113767


