RFK Jr., the unfortunate result of the Kennedy Family experimenting with deep fryers during water births, testified before Congress yesterday in his lone article of formal wear not considered Canadian-tuxedo chic. Well, that’s if you can call what took place yesterday, testifying under oath, and not the spot-on imitation of a bullfrog’s panic attack. MAGA must not only love the fact that RFK Jr. can show off his rocking bod as the poster child for the “Make America Healthy Again” movement, but that posters are a silent form of advertising. Because nothing screams picture of health like having washboard abs, brain worms, and a spontaneously combusting voice box that sounds like a wood chipper after a tracheotomy.
The Rolling Stone Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/rfk-jr-claims-mrna-vaccines-160504335.html
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that when all is said and done, RFK Jr’s anti-vax moronacy will fuck more children than Donald Trump, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Jeffrey Epstein combined, and like a Florida textbook, somehow erased slavery in the process. However, I imagine Epstein must be rolling in his grave at the mere thought of Florida actively allowing school-aged kids to become infected with preventable diseases, considering how much he always hated wearing condoms.
The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/03/florida-vaccine-mandate
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