

Unlike getting married on 9/11, so you will “Never Forget” your anniversary, there’s nothing humorous about Donald Trump declaring war on an American city. Despite his failed attempt to do so via a cringeworthy “Apocalypse Now” Truth Social meme that reeks of big dictator envy. Trump even claimed, “I love the smell of deportations in the morning.” Yeah, no shit, who wouldn’t adore anything distracting the nostrils from that dirty diaper you’ve been sleep-shatting the night away in. But to pretend this authoritarian Chicago invasion is about immigration and not stealing future elections is about as trustworthy as Ghislaine Maxwell saying Jeffrey Epstein surrounded himself with underage girls for their taste in music. Sure, that might explain away a Britney Spears obsession, but sex trafficking minors, not so much.





In today’s Palate Cleanser, we have a bit of a rinse-and-repeat scenario, as this is one of those topics so important that we need to marinate in the disgust it leaves behind. And while Gov Pritzker of Illinois is preparing to defend his state’s sovereignty, D.C. residents marched towards the White House to voice their anger at American dictatorship. Of course, the joke’s on them, because Donald Trump was hiding in the one place where crowds of minorities and working-class whites wouldn’t be caught dead, the US Open Men’s Finals.





The USA Today Article Quoted –https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/09/06/trump-national-guard-chicago-dc-protests/86017634007/
