It’s rather apparent that at yesterday morning’s MAGA meeting, not only did Donald Trump smell like he had just left a hard-boiled egg and onion, after they all crumbled a feta block’s soul during a gang bang, but he also told his army of talking heads to go forth and scream from high atop the “My Pillow” studio rooftop. That Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t a victim of an Authoritarian First Amendment violation, but that an FCC Chairman threatening to block a $6 billion media merger between consenting corporations was a business decision. However, MAGA’s argument doesn’t even hold up to a toddler’s scrutiny (ie, ”Really, Daddy?”). One, because it’s a total pumpkin-faced lie, and two, because their understanding of media consumption is from some pedo-asshole who began outsourcing his own comprehension, and love for his children, around 1986. So, much like his taste in decor, Trump still follows Reagan-era standards on everything, including his use of the N-word. Yes, perhaps Kimmel’s television ratings did drop last month, but what the GOP fails to mention is that Kimmel was on his annual summer vacation during that period, and the show was hosted by a rotating cast of fill-ins, sorta how the FBI operates nowadays, except with qualified talent. Additionally, ratings for television have steadily declined across the board, particularly in late-night, since the internet was invented by President-nearly-elect Al Gore. Yet, last I checked, TV ratings don’t account for Kimmel and his show’s 20+ million YouTube subscribers, the 13+ million on X, 10 million on Instagram, 5+ million on TikTok, and the 10s of millions of other social media followers on even shittier platforms such as Facebook. Not to mention the 55+ million Hulu subscribers who consume his content and don’t show up on any ratings system, including Trump’s 2am cries for help on Truth Social. In fact, if memory (or Google) serves me correctly, only 77 million (totally legitimate and in no way algorithmically fraudulent, thanks to apartheid’s biggest regret: Elon Musk) people voted for Trump in 2024, and current polling data show his approval numbers are the lowest in Presidential history, with the younger, fatter version of himself running a close second. So perhaps, if anyone should be concerned over having “low ratings” and holding onto their cushy job, it’s MAGA Republicans, not Kimmel. Because if “We The People” decided to vote fascism back into the 1940s, where it belongs, would they consider that a business decision, or ”Making America Great Again”?
The MSNBC Article Quoted – https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/jon-stewart-trump-jimmy-kimmel-suspension-daily-show-rcna232333
In today’s Palate Cleanser, Stephen Colbert returned to his Comedy Central hyper-conservative alter-ego that he built his late-night career upon. I guarantee that if Colbert hadn’t ditched his faux Republican act, Donald Trump wouldn’t be calling for his cancellation; he’d be calling to schedule his Presidential Medal of Freedom Ceremony. I mean, why not? All MAGA influencers are disingenuous; the only difference between his character and Charlie Kirk is that at least Colbert admits his self-declared “patriotism” is all an act. In fact, MAGA patriotism is an oxymoron, like pretty ugly, jumbo shrimp, or Conservative Comedian.
The Buzz Feed Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/stephen-colbert-brought-infamous-conservative-155824740.html
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