

Donald Trump took time out of cancelling Tylenol (since it must be a woke drug, if it’s pronounced, “Ass-eat-o-many-men”), to address the UN’s General Assembly in what’s being called President Biden’s best speech in years. And, in case you missed it, it was Trump’s most embarrassing performance to date, which is no small accomplishment for a pedophile with erectile dysfunction. To paraphrase The Diapered Don’s projectile meandering, “I’m the best, you all are the worst, if it sucks, Biden did it, and the Nobel Peace Prize is no big deal, but I will literally suck every dick in this place to get one.” Never mind the irony of a convicted felon speaking to the United Nations as the sitting US President, and calling climate change: “The greatest con-job ever perpetrated on the world.” I mean, just like people who text, “I will be there as soon as possible”, instead of the time-saving “ASAP,” how can you trust a word out of this man’s mouth? Trump even ridiculed the building itself, and despite most foreign dignitaries capitulating to all his abuse, at least an escalator and a teleprompter refused to comply with a dickless dictator’s defamation.





In today’s Pallate Cleanser… Ted Cruz finally drew a line in the sand and disagreed with Trump’s Free Speech violation of ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel. And despite Cruz being still on board after Trump called his wife “ugly” and blamed his father for the JFK assassination. The Cruz family group chat was filled with excitement, relief, and texts of: “Congratulations, Ted, you can move out of the doghouse, if you promise to leave behind the shit impersonations!”


The AV Club Article Quoted – https://www.avclub.com/jon-stewart-trump-censorship-ted-cruz-impressions-daily-show

