

There you have it, folks; case closed. You can officially indict a ham sandwich. Well, that’s only if Donald Trump were an Authoritarian Vegan. Or if former FBI Director James Comey were eating a ham salad on rye at the time of his arrest. Then, Lindsey Halligan could slap it with one count of aiding and abetting a fugitive with the hangry horrors, in “US v The Worst Of All The Meat Salads.” Never mind, during Trump’s latest press confessional, he labeled Comey “one of the worst human beings,” and “worse than a Democrat.” Yeah, no shit, Sherlock, they’re called Republicans! And while I’m firmly backing the former FBI Director/ lifelong Republican in this Kangaroo court equivalent of a back-alley abortion. On the whole, I am certainly no fan of Comey’s work (sabotaging Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election comes to mind), outside of his avant-garde artwork, obviously. I mean, “8647” in seashells was an objectively fire-flames-emoji quality sand script/political hit-piece. Or as Fox News tried their damndest to manifest it into: an assassination attempt. Because, at the time, the only so-called on-air “talent” who would’ve been qualified to report “86” was actually a term often used at their prior Fast Food gigs. Had all left Fox News, ironically to star as unqualified members of the Trump Cabinet, on Fox News.




The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/pam-bondis-own-doj-staff-explode-at-indicting-james-comey-worst-abuse/





In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that with two Miss Colorado pageants under her belt, Lyndsey Halligan may not be qualified to be a Federal Prosecutor, but she sure as shit makes perfect sense as a potential rebound candidate for Bill Belichick. If that Silver Fox ever becomes an unrestricted free agent and escapes the consensual hostage situation he seems to be in currently. I mean, if a Smokeshow ever showed up to one of your golf courses unannounced and you hired them on looks alone, you’d better hope they’re applying to be either a Caddie, or Hooker, not lead defense counsel for your Federal Espionage charges. Then again, with Judge Eileen Cannon presiding, even a Hooker could’ve gotten Trump off, without once being held in contempt for manipulating the witness. Hey Now!!!




The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-appoints-35-old-insurance-160646890.html
