With the United States government shutting its doors for the first time since 2020, back when it contracted Covid and a debilitating strain of Democrat Derangement Syndrome, both from Donald Trump. That, to this day, is considered fact-resistant and highly contagious among the unvaccinated and the dumb fuck community overall. The GOP has once again devised an “Operation Warped Speed” style plan, this time to spread political propaganda to the public instead of vaccinations, called “Operation Warped Reality.” Mainly consisting of Mike Johnson making every non-Jimmy Kimmel Live television appearance to spread the Lord’s gospel. Just kidding, Trump lies, but with his fingers crossed behind his back, so Johnson and his porn-monitor-son can convince themselves it’s 100% Jesus-approved. Just this morning, he went onto Sesame Street, not only to falsely blamed the government shutdown on Senate Democrats wanting free healthcare for all Swedish Chefs, but to check Muppet Wrangler off Cosplay Kristi’s bucket list. Not to mention assisting ICE with targeted deportation raids on Sesame Street’s taxpaying Fix-it Shop owner Maria Rodriqez, aka Maria Figueroa, aka Maria the Librarian. While ignoring Elmo’s alleged involvement as Cookie Monster’s Russian plug in a black market cookie ring and sex-trafficking muppets for Sesame Island, the filthiest of all the furry fuckpads, all because Elon Musk retweets his antisemitic posts. Seriously, though, Republicans used to at least sprinkle in partial truths to give their fabrication-word salad the slightest hint of honesty. Nowadays, MAGA gives zero fucks about muddying the water, and yet somehow most people still don’t even realize they’re neck-deep in hazardous bullshit until they bump into RFK Jr playing Marco Polo with a measles-ridden Brain Worm, in matching dungarees.
The Bulwark Article Quoted – https://www.thebulwark.com/p/republican-trump-gop-government-shutdown-argument-illegal-aliens-is-giant-lie
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Vincent Van GoBackToYourCountry, Donald Trump has learned how to incorporate AI into his racism, outfitting Hakeem Jeffries in a fake sombrero and mustache because even the hate speech policy at Truth Social found the doorag and watermelon version far too offensive. And here I thought the pinnacle of creativity was Trump sketching underage birthday nudes for pedophiles.
The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-hakeem-jeffries-ai-video-government-shutdown-b2836991.html
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