Donald Trump pulled off an amazing accomplishment this week, and I would consider myself a hater if, for once, I couldn’t put my differences aside to acknowledge this achievement. So, credit where credit is due: congratulations, Donald Trump. Most men your age not only tear a rotator cuff patting themselves on the back, but don’t even consider swallowing their pride a choking hazard. Something the former President knows all too well, considering Biden took time out of haunting the White House grounds like the Ghost of Demetia-Riddled-Past to teach his Autopen how to subtweet. Seeing as President Biden struggled to come up with his own classy version of “Thanks for fucking up an already negotiated peace plan and in the process killed thousands more kids with your enormous ego, dipshit!” without sounding like a total kiss-ass. Especially, on the heels of Trump somehow accusing Biden of orchestrating the entire January 6th insurrection in a post that sounded more like playing Clue with the actual murderer: “IT WASN’T ME: IT WAS BIDEN… WITH MY FBI….FROM HIS DELAWARE BASEMENT.”
The Mediaite Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/biden-commends-trump-getting-gaza-121410996.html
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that while the FCC Chairman and wannabe Paul Giamatti stuntman, Brendan Carr, is busy busting Jimmy Kimmel’s balls over speaking truth to power. You have Donald Trump, his simpleton son Eric, and half of all MAGA media sucking and fucking their way up and down the television dial. With little to no regard for triggering the virgin ears of MAGA’s Broflake base. Seriously, though, this bit is like RFK Jr.’s views on vaccinations; every single time it’s broadcast over the public airwaves, it kills.
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