Donald Trump is so laser-focused on receiving a Nobel Prize that he’s willing to kill everyone who stands between him and peace. Much like DC Comics’ antihero PeaceMaker, except Trump is much fatter, dumber, and instead of PeaceMaker’s cool helmet and bald eagle sidekick, PeaceMAGA wears a dirty diaper and has a bald asshole named Steven Miller, who, coincidentally, chews up Filet-O-Fish and spits it into Trump’s mouth like he’s a baby bird with dementia.
The Atlantic Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/won-t-congress-let-trump-133000369.html
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that if Donald Trump genuinely cared about protecting Chicago, he wouldn’t plant Texas guns and Florida drugs in Mike Ditka’s glovebox. If you truly want to help, you wouldn’t frame the Windy City; you’d force the top 10 picks in next year’s NFL draft to sign with Da Bears, Make Mustaches, Dad Bods, and Polish Jokes Great Again, and announce deep-dish pizza is the cure for autism.
Trump’s National Guard apparently has an elite unit that plans to go undercover and infiltrate a Pizzeria Uno’s Happy Hour.
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