Welcome to the United States of America, the former land of the free and home of the brave, where, if asked how you spent your Saturday, October 18th, in mixed company, you answer, “On the advice of counsel, I must exercise my 5th Amendment right to pretend you were talking to that nosey MAGA bitch over there, eavesdropping.” Now that Pam Bondi considers protestor “signs” all the evidence she needs to prove that Anti-Fascist events like “No Kings” are being “funded”, and plans to prosecute the source of such expressions of political outrage. So, be on the lookout for soon-to-drop DOJ indictments against patriotism, the Bill of Rights, and the kid who sold you the posterboard at Kinkos with the “2016 Feel The Bern” tattoo. Even according to America’s Funhouse mirror, Fox News, a “Hate Rally” is now considered any protest against MAGA Authoritarianism, and yet organizing an armed mob to overthrow democracy on January 6th, that’s just Making “the peaceful transfer of power” Great Again. I mean, I realize a double negative equals a positive in math, but since when did America start considering Anti-Fascism and “No Kings” a negative? MAGA Math: Convincing Christians, bigotry is absolution for minority sins, since 2016
The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/gop-extraordinary-rhetoric-no-kings-090052239.html
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that George Santos, the boy who cried “Jew-ish”, had his seven-year prison sentence commuted via Truth Social post by fellow fat-fuck-felon Donald Trump. Now, Trump may characterize his pudgy protege’s Pig-nocchio behavior as “rogue,” however, a jury of his peers begged to differ. They unanimously agreed that Santos’s donor-funded OnlyFans masturbation sessions were considered wire fraud, but only accounted for 4 out of “Prison George’s” top 10 saddest orgasms.
The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/17/trump-commuted-sentence-george-santos
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