

Donald Trump plans to award himself $230 million to remind the public that if anyone deserves to pay a price for January 6th, it’s the American Taxpayer. After all, prior to the 2020 Presidential election, Trump specifically warned voters not to elect Biden. So, instead, Trump sent a moron militia to hang Mike Pence in self-defense. And no, not because “Stand Your Ground” laws confuse most slow adults. But with his Presidential immunity at stake, Trump felt, not overthrowing the will of the people was the real Constitutional crisis. Never mind that paying himself $230 mil is a pretty convenient way to finance a 200-million-dollar obsession with balls, keep a 30-million-dollar tip for himself, brag, “I paid for the whole damn thing out of pocket!” and pass a polygraph test with the normal amount of Trump butthole tricks.





The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-cant-figure-out-how-to-answer-simple-question/



In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn how the food industry is convinced that protein is Ozempic for poor people. Because nothing screams Make America Healthy Again like seeing 12 added grams of polypeptide marching powder on the Frito-Lay packaging, and replacing your daily workout routine with housing an entire family-sized Cool Ranch Dorito in one sitting. If you thought working out was strenuous, just imagine the shit sweats you’ll get, dropping a 5-pound Dorito duece.




The BBC Article Quoted – https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20zk35ypxno
