

Most people who start fights and heckle comics at 1 am call themselves an Uber, not a Nobel Peace Prize candidate. However, the only thing Donald Trump likes more than starting a conflict is taking undeserved credit for ending one between two countries he would rather tariff than pronounce. Leave it to Donald Trump to call Jimmy Kimmel a deviant for reminding Kim Dong Eww he diddle more underage girls than USA gymnastics.



The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/jimmy-kimmel-trolls-piggy-donald-trumps-enraged-demand-to-cancel-him/




In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that the CDC website no longer claims it is a scientific fact that vaccinations don’t cause autism. Proving the only thing RFK Jr hates more than autism is a whooping cough survivor. I guess when your a Kennedy there’s some inherited post-traumatic stress about surviving a shot.




The Politico Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/rfk-jr-says-directed-cdc-204000426.html
