

Donald Trump recently received FIFA’s first-ever Peace Prize. An award ceremony with all the pomp and circumstance of the Oscars and the prestige of finding a Female Body Inspector (FBI) T-shirt in the Hooters’ dumpster. Because the only international sports organization award Trump is earning on merit is a participation medal from the Special Olympics. Never mind that the only peace prize he deserved was the steaming piece, Melania left marinating upper deck in the Lincoln bathroom. What’s next, RFK Jr receives the American Medical Association Distinguished Service Award from the Measles, Mumps, and Rubella?




The Alter Net Article Quoted – https://www.alternet.org/trump-fifa-world-cup-2674373459/





In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that the only thing worse than Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Hegseth, calling it operation “Kill Everything,” is finding out Operations Rough Rider, Midnight Hammer, and Southern Spear were all named after Hegseth couldn’t find a better explanation for the hotel-room purchases made on his wife’s credit card.


The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/07/business/video/snl-saturday-night-live-pete-hegseth-press-conference-colin-jost


