Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, pictured below with resting Paula-Dean-on-Bath-Salts’ face, went viral after being the first Trump official caught on record openly telling the truth. Spilling the MAGA tea to Vanity Fair about Trump’s ‘alcoholic personality’, Vance’s ‘Conspiracy’ Theories, and Musk’s ‘avowed ketamine use,’ and yet not one mention of Karolying Leavitt’s lips having more track marks than Mark McGuire’s ass circa 1998. It makes you wonder if, in the process of deporting her own sister-in-law, MAGA-Karen Barbie lost her maid/lip-filling plug. Because last time I checked, lying through your teeth doesn’t leave those scars. Maybe someone recommended she get an aloe facial, and she thought, “Why not?… I’ve sucked off far worse than a cactus.” Or perhaps Trump once told her the home remedy for erectile dysfunction is to sew her mouth shut.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/moment-trump-goons-realized-vanity-fair-shoot-was-career-suicide/
Vanity Fair Acticle Discussed – https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/trump-susie-wiles-interview-exclusive-part-1
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, SNL takes aim at Trump’s Air Force One pressers, or what fact-checkers refer to as the mile lie club, and female reporters consider lesbianism’s greatest sales pitch.
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