

If Republicans were genuinely scared of illegal migrants spreading across the country faster than measles at a Fort Worth Chuck E Cheese, then why were Governors Greg Abbott, Ron DeSantis, and the rest of the Injustice League shipping immigrants off to Blue States like they were a national guard troop in search of common sense? When they could’ve just rounded them all up in Texas, Florida, and whatever other Red States rank dead last in education, crime, and chromosomes. Then by the time Elon had stolen the election for King Con, you’d have all the so-called “rapists and criminals” rounded up in one place, like a Truth Social/Heritage Foundation Venn Diagram. Or do you think maybe their plan all along was to strategically bus these hardworking asylum seekers “foreign terrorists” throughout the US to hand Kristi Noem just the probable cause required to invade Democratic communities like she was The-Only-Good-Dog-Is-A-Dead-Dog the Bounty Hunter? I mean, Republicans do hold every lever of government power, and yet after 30-plus years of bitching and moaning about comprehensive immigration reform, Trump would rather pass the Epstein Transparency Act than meaningful legislation on immigration. You know, as long as the files are sooo transparent that they disappear into thin air like a Saudi journalist. Sure, they’ve only released less than 1% of those documents, because compared to bipartisan blue balls, just-the-tip is considered getting lucky. You see, they never wanted to fix the migrant issue, considering it was never America’s problem; it was MAGA’s final solution. A means to an end, an end of democracy. Where elections are either indefinitely postponed or algorithmically predetermined, and most folks won’t even realize they’ve been fucked into submission until long after the Insurrection Act has been generously applied, like a Diddy-dollop of authoritarian lube.





The Politico Article Quoted – https://www.politico.com/news/2026/01/15/trump-insurrection-act-minnesota-00730664
Just scored a copy of “The Epstein Files: CliffsNotes“



In today’s Palate Cleanser, Charlamagne Tha God prepares us for Martin Luther King Jr Day, or as Donald Trump calls it, Monday. Unless he’s amongst friends at Mar-A-Lago, then it’s N-word Monday. I’ll tell you what, MLK Jr was a much better man than I. Because when I have a dream, it usually starts with “And the first contestant voted off ‘Dancing With The Stars’, Donald Trump,” and ends with me walking the most fucked-up distracting journey imaginable, buck naked, middle-aged, and somehow still perpetually late for Junior High.



The Clarion Leader Article Quoted – https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2026/01/14/did-trump-cancel-martin-luther-king-jr-day-why-2026-federal-holiday-might-be-different/88177545007/

