Donald Trump reminds me a lot of Tony Soprano. Not because he manages the US government like an out-of-shape mob boss, but because he needs intensive therapy, is the poster child for insecure Dons seeking mommy’s approval, and has his own demented Junior claiming, “He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.” I swear, watching Minneapolis being torn apart like a Filet-O-Fish in Trump’s oval orifice is starting to feel a lot like a CNN bootleg of the movie “One Battle After Another” starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Chase Infinity Payne. Fun fact: “Chase Infinity Pain” is not only Stephen Miller’s future campaign slogan, but how the Oglala Sioux Tribe now describes ICE.
The Democracy Now Article Quoted –https://www.democracynow.org/2026/1/15/headlines/ice_jails_oglala_sioux_members_at_fort_snelling_site_of_19th_century_concentration_camp
In today’s Palate Cleanser, RFK Jr, the man whooping cough credits for its newfound success, claims Dr Oz (No relation to the Wizard, but does adhere to the Wicked Witch’s bathing regimen) told him that Donald Trump has the “highest testosterone level that he’s ever seen for an individual over 70 years old.” Which, unlike Trump, passes the smell test, considering the best description of his temperament is geriatric roid rage. And btw, before Trump, Dr Oz’s oldest living patient was only 42 years old, and he died during the pandemic of a bleach overdose. So, the bar is still set somewhere a lot closer to little-person limbo than Olympic-high-jump. So, according to the latest FDA guidelines, anyone thinking of calling our Crunchwrap Supreme Leader “Low T,” you’d better be referring to his swinging man-tits or his IQ.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-makes-weird-brag-about-trumps-testosterone-level/
Introducing The Mar-A-Lago Butterface
THE-ANTI-SOCIAL-MEDIA 